the most interesting man in the world
We’ve received another e-mail from guest writer Thomas Wayne, as part of his “Embellished Memoirs of my Life” series:
I’ve been seeing these commercials on TV where some guy claims to be “The Most Interesting Man in the World”. He’s a lie! That is me. He’s advertising DOS version 20, or somethin’ like that, I dunno. Whatever… What I do know is that I am the most interesting man in the world. I don’t know how these commercial producers can sleep at night, after putting out false misinformation like that. I’m the original “international man of mystery”, a real “distinguished gentleman”. Anyone who doesn’t know this as common sense is obviously uncultured. Maybe I should sue them, for defamation of character and misrepresentation.
I’m not surprised to hear that from him. So what do you think? Should he press forward with pressing charges?