caption contest, strong man eating weird food

Well, it’s Monday, so it’s time for another caption contest.  This week’s photo features a strong man eating lots of rice (or some similar food) with chopsticks.   This isn’t our easiest caption contest, but there are still quite a few funny sayings, and I’m sure you’ll surprise me with some I’ve never thought of.  Remember that you can make the story be whatever you want.  Just keep it clean.

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

caption contest, car attacked by birds

Last week’s caption contest dealt with a serious topic — the oil spill.  Since we can’t have too much seriousness here on this blog, this week’s caption contest will use a photo that leads to easy jokes and easy humor — a car windshield covered in bird poop, and the car’s owner looking quite distraught.  So write a caption explaining what’s going on here or what the woman is thinking or what her friends are thinking, or make up something totally different.  Just keep it clean and funny.

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

caption contest, dumping balls in water

My week of stuff (i.e., vacation) is over, so the frequency of posts should return to normal now.  Starting this week will be a caption contest, as is custom.  This week’s photo features men in uniform dumping black plastic balls into the water.  Is this related to the current news of BP’s oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico?  Or is it something completely unrelated?  You get to decide.  Leave a comment saying what you think is going on.  The only rules are that it must be clean, and try to make it funny.

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caption contest, woman crashed car into boat

This week’s caption contest looks to be fun.  It involves a woman driver who has wrecked her car.

You get to make up the context for this picture.   How did this happen?  Why?  Was anyone or anything else involved?   What is she thinking?  What are the onlookers thinking?

(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

(If you’re a woman who gets offended easily, perhaps you should go visit another page or site.   This is a humor blog, and jokes will be made, whether based on truth or imagination.  Just remember it’s all in fun.)