Tag: auto

making cars more fun

Most car manufacturers don’t make cars fun. They’re just serious. I understand how they can become risk-averse. They don’t want to risk making the Homer mobile — which is a great episode of The Simpsons — but there is a lot of space between serious and over-the-top.

Initially, Tesla did some fun things with their interface, but they’ve been one-upped. Actually, more like lapped. (Elon Musk is very busy destroying the federal government from the inside with his DOGE agenda, so who is leading Tesla these days? But I digress…)

Rivian is a rival EV (electric vehicle) maker to Tesla, and their update last Halloween is what car makers should strive for. They released free theme packs that changed the truck dashboard, vehicle sounds, and exterior lights to be like KITT from Knight Rider or the time-travelling DeLorean from Back To The Future. See for yourself in this video:

Here’s how it looks from the inside:

Here’s more pictures and details at the official website. If you want to read more about it, here’s an interview with Rivian’s chief design officer.

Unfortunately, these were available only for a limited time and only usable while the vehicle was parked. So that’s a major bummer. But this is just the start. Someday a car manufacturer will realize many people want their cars and trucks to look cool and be fun to use, and since most modern vehicles have large screens in them, this is a great way to do it. (Reportedly Toyota has hired developers from the game engine Unity to design user interfaces for their car dashboards, so hopefully something good will come from that.)

Here’s my vision of this — cars will include various themes that you can choose from. Obviously they don’t need to be too distracting with many animations while you’re driving, but there is a fun middle ground. There can be themes based on movies and video games and sports teams which could be purchased (since royalties would have to be paid, and there is work involved). If they were to make them self-moddable like some video games are, that would be great. (Most companies would not do this, but hopefully somebody will. They could release the modding software to ensure safety standards are met.)

Imagine the possibilities! If you want a Batman theme, you could. If you prefer to show off your favorite sports team, you could. If you want it to look like a vintage muscle car, you could do that (to some degree). There could also be various themes that aren’t brand-affiliated, like with nature landscape backgrounds, or flowers, or lightning, or a steampunk design. This could also sync with ambient lights to produce a greater effect. And it could include sound effects that go with each theme. There is so much possibility here to make this an awesome thing. Somebody get on this.

how to create custom sound effects in your car

Car horns are very one-dimensional. We might use it for multiple purposes, but it always sounds the same. So what if you had different buttons for different types of car horns to serve various purposes? For example, if the car in front of you at the traffic light fails to notice the light turned green because their phone is interesting, you can let them know. Or maybe you want to get someone’s attention but it’s not an angry or dangerous situation. Mark Rober has designed an upgrade for the standard car horn that I really like.

It looks doable for even novice engineers and not very expensive, so it would be a good DIY project. But why stop where he did? His is built for functionality, which is good, but what about fun?

Notice that he said you can load any wave file you want. (A wave file is like an MP3, just uncompressed. It’s just a file that contains music or sound effects.) Wouldn’t it be nice if you had some buttons in your car that played certain sound effects or music clips on-demand within the car? There’s much potential for fun here. A couple of ideas:

1) The obvious idea is fart sounds. Your passengers would be amused (or maybe annoyed in an amusing way), and you could use it to punctuate your conversation. A few people have “Active Gas On Command”, but most of us don’t, so if you haven’t experienced that, just imagine someone saying, “Every time Donald Trump speaks it makes me feel like” [pushes button] PHVRRRT! (Yes, some people actually have the ability to do that.)

2) Dramatic music — This could be clips from movie soundtracks to set the general tone for a few seconds, like if you wanted to activate stealth mode (e.g., the Mission Impossible theme), or you need to speed up to pass someone, or if you’re in a hurry.

3) Sound effects — Back to the idea of adding emphasis to your conversation, you could have the losing sound from the TV game show The Price Is Right, or the buzzer from Family Feud, or the pseudo-sad sound of a trombone going wah-wah-wah-wah (with the pitch going lower each time). I’d have a clasp of thunder for dramatic emphasis. (That would be so cool!) You could also have a thunder clasp followed by The Count from Sesame Street laughing, for anytime you say a number. You could have the transforming sound from the original (G1) Transformers cartoon. Maybe you’d want different car engine sounds — like a muscle car revving up or broke-down-barely-running sounds.

4) Vocal clips from movies and TV shows and YouTube videos:

  • “We’re in hot pursuit!” by Buford T. Justice in Smokey and the Bandit
  • “YEE-HAW!” by Bo Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard
  • “Ain’t nobody got time for that!” from the classic meme
  • “Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?” from Dumb & Dumber
  • “Crazy Taxi!” from the arcade game Crazy Taxi (story in the comments)
  • “MUWAHAHAHA” — an evil laugh from a mad scientist or evil genius
  • various sayings by KITT from Knight Rider
  • “Inconceivable!” from The Princess Bride

5) Prank sounds — If you have friends who strongly dislike certain sounds or songs, you could have it queued up for the right moment. Regular blog visitor Mango-Man would certainly hear the Sanford & Son soundtrack — I don’t know why it bothers him, but it’s a good time to play it around him. You could also have general-purpose clips, like to Rick-roll someone with that Rick Astley song. Or play part of the Macarena.

This would be the audio equivalent of an animated gif in a text message. It needs to happen…

Let me know if you have any other ideas.