Cheetos

Last night I opened a new bag of Cheetos, and it was great.  Even just the smell was pleasing.  And then to eat them… mmm…  It has been too long since I had any, perhaps months.  Are there any better chips?

Sometimes you need to slow down and enjoy life for a few minutes, like sitting on the couch eating Cheetos while watching baseball highlights on ESPN.  🙂

(Yes, this is a post about Cheetos.  Is that so strange?  I think they deserve their own post.  I might even make future posts on other excellent food, like nachos, pizza, tea, cookies, etc.  I enjoy life, and I recommend you should too.  Y’know, eat, drink, and be merry.  That kind of stuff…)

crazy news of the day

The following random story is true.  I don’t think I could even make up something like this.  I saw this in the news today…

A Chinese schoolmaster sold some trees around the school, then when some colleagues found out, he decided to cook dog meat for them to persuade them to not tell anyone.  (What a bribe, huh?)  So he got some friends to bring him two dogs, which he killed at the school; then he started cooking them and the meal caught on fire and burned down ten classrooms.  And then this tidbit at the end is funny, based on what an understatement it is :

The local education bureau fined the headmaster 10,000 yuan ($1,252) and suggested he be fired.

Yeah, I think it’s pretty safe to say he’s gonna lose his job over this.

random acts of kindness

We should commit random acts of kindness.  I have developed an algorithm for this.  The next time someone asks you for a quarter (or any small coin), take one out of your pocket, and toss it in the air.  Heads, give it to them.  Tails, put it back in your pocket, and tell them you haven’t got any.  Or whatever — remember, the important thing is to be RANDOM.