If a company could figure out how to recycle boogers for some type of production, they could have an endless supply, and it would be very affordable. They’re all organic, so they’re good for the environment. And they’re naturally remade every day, all over the world. And if people got paid at all for their contributions, they’d be compensated more when they have a runny nose, like from allergies or a cold or just a general abundance of snot. So it would make those times a little easier to bear.
We were recently added to a blogroll service called Alltop in the Humor section. Of course, you have already found our blog if you’re reading this, but I just wanted to let you know about this service, in case you’re looking for more humor. Plus, I wanted to give a shout-out to Alltop.com for adding us.
The site lists the last 5 articles at each blog, and you can usually get a preview of it by putting your cursor over the title. But be forewarned that there are links to many blogs there, and the content is not regulated. Some of the material there you might find offensive, but if you can look past those links, you might find some new humor blogs to check out. (Just don’t forget about us while you’re roaming the blogosphere!) 🙂
What would happen if you mixed the classic Nintendo NES game Super Mario Bros. with Chuck Norris? Someone has, and so they created Super Chuck Norris Bros. (Click on the title to watch a short demo video of it.)
This game would be the awesome! Although, the difficulty would need to be turned up, because it is Chuck Norris, and he can’t be stopped.
The on-screen messages go too fast, but the first two say “Chuck Norris doesn’t need mushrooms!” and “Chuck Norris needs a shotgun!” 🙂 Actually, he would win without the weapons, but equipping him with a shotgun, grenades, flamethrower, and a chainsaw, makes him unstoppable. He even destroys trees and clouds in the game!
I’d like to see adaptations of other games featuring Chuck Norris!
On July 4th every year, there’s a hot dog eating competition which brings out the world’s best at such things. This year, former world record-holder Takeru “The Tsunami” Kobayashi tied with defending champion Joey “Jaws” Chestnut. Get this — they each ate 59 hot dogs (with bun) in 10 minutes.
At this news site, you can watch a video of the competition, but I would advise against it. It might sound neat to discuss this, but it’s not so fun to watch it. Really…
The winner gets a one-year supply of hot dogs from Nathan’s.
Joey Chestnut, wolfing down the hot dogs
Anyway, back to the 2008 competition. I had the misfortune of watching it this year because the people whose house I was at decided to watch it for some reason. The two former champions tied, so we were wondering what should happen. One of us had the idea that they should have a race across a football field, lengthwise, to see who wins. That would be funny to watch them try to run after consuming 59 hot dogs in just 10 minutes. (They’d probably need to censor out the ensuing vomiting.) But instead of this, they had a “dog off” where the one who had 5 more first won.
Also, there were quite a few contestants that weren’t even close. As far as I saw, none of them stopped eating early. I’d think they’d stop the torture if they saw the scoreboard and noticed that they were 10 hot dogs behind already. Why would they keep going? But maybe they wanted to say they did their best.
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