Here’s your next regularly scheduled caption contest. (Even though they are once a week, you can always leave additional answers on older ones. Since we aren’t actually handing out physical prizes at this point, the contest never ends.) 🙂
This week’s photo features a bull in the stands at some type of sporting event. Obviously something has went terribly wrong for this to happen. (And where is the matador?) It’s your duty to explain what might be going on here. Have fun with it!
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I found another crazy awesome-because-it’s-so-bad video. This video clip is from an Indian movie featuring Superman and Spiderman. (Yes, they have joined forces, for whatever reason.) Although, you will quickly notice that Spiderman is a woman. So I reckon that makes her Spiderwoman. That’s kinda weird. And they appear to be romantically-inclined.
In this video, they’re flying together, then apart (and since when could Spiderman, er, Spiderwoman, fly?), and then they do some bad dancing together. But keep watching, because they spot some criminals who need a superhero-style beatdown. You will laugh at that part. The special effects we’re used to in America apparently don’t translate well. And then after the criminals’ nefarious plans are thwarted, Superman and Spiderwoman dance some more. This dancing will probably make you laugh, too (unless you vomit — don’t take it too seriously, okay?).
By now, you’ve probably realized this isn’t a direct port from an American Superman film. He’s never appeared with Spiderman nor his long-lost sister. And he doesn’t dance (thankfully!). So yes, this is a generic-brand Superman. And it shows…
BTW, if the music gets annoying during the dance scenes, just mute it. I think it’s even funnier when muted. But listen to the music during the fight scene — it’s amusing.
It was also funny when they were flying around and saw a group of people dancing, so they decided to bust a move in the sky, then join the people on the ground to get their dance on.
I also noticed that Superman doesn’t look very muscular. I reckon that didn’t translate too well, either…
I wonder if the movie labels here in America have sued anyone over these types of films. Because at first glance, it looks to be a rip-off of copyrighted superheroes. Although, when you look closer, you see that they didn’t copy very much at all…
If there’s one thing I learned from this video, it’s that when I start releasing movies, I’m going to release them overseas, because obviously the bar is set much lower in other parts of the world…
In the news, a football (soccer) player in Europe was penalized for farting during a game. The official considered it “ungentlemanly conduct”. What in the world?!? That kind of thing is gonna happen sometimes, especially when you’re out on a field for hours and running around. Besides, it’s a natural bodily function.
The incident happened at a bad time for the player’s team, because they are currently without a sponsor. Perhaps Beano should sponsor them. 🙂
I heard where a NASCAR Cafe in Las Vegas sells a 2-foot, 6-pound burrito, and they made it into a challenge. If people can eat it, they win unlimited rides on a roller coaster. Hopefully they don’t have to use it that day! If they fail at the challenge, they have to wear a pink T-shirt that says “Weenie”. Winners also get a T-shirt, but it says “Conquered the Bomb.”
I think more restaurants should have challenges like that…
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