I realize posts have been sparse the past week, but I was out-of-town on vacation, and there’s not enough funds in the Buffet o’ Blog treasury to buy me a laptop, so I didn’t do any posting. (I’d rather not write posts from my phone, even though it’s possible.) Anyway, I’m back now, and since things are returning to normal, here’s your Monday caption contest.
This week’s photo features a man dressed in a suit, who looks quite shocked about something. I don’t know who he is or what’s going on, but that’s for you to decide (or, rather, make up). Explain what this guy might be witnessing or what he might be thinking.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
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Beppo
Politician: “The new health care plan will cost how much money?!?!?”
MangoMan
this is that exact split second when he realizes what he thought was going to be just ‘passing gas’ was indeed something ELSE entirely!
Thomas Wayne
I surely shouldn’t have eaten at Taco Bell before this two-hour lecture…
Holiday Inn Express
When corporate said they ‘needed to reduce headcount’ and ‘brought in a headhunter’, he didn’t realize they were speaking literally.
Massimo Dalema
Sono un onorevole del Parlamento Italiano. Questa è la mia foto dopo aver saputo i risultati delle ultime elezioni.
Buffet o' Blog Administrator
For the sake of our readers not fluent in Italian, here’s the translation:
They are a member of parliament of the Italian Parliament. This is my photo after to have known the result of the last elections.
Crappo the Clown
Whoa! I’ve never heard anyone fart that loud before! That was kinda scary!
Thomas Wayne
That was a really loud fart! And long and liquidious, too. Sounds like Mango-Man has entered the building…
Holiday Inn Express
This is what happens when an adult tries the old ‘fell asleep from boredom, but painting eyes over your eyelids so it looks like you’re awake’ trick.
important doctor
notice the look on freds face when he realized his turbo-lax was kicking in in just 2 hours rather than the standard 4 to 6.