caption contest, clown jumping rope with hot dogs

The circus is in town!  Okay, not literally, but that looks to be the case for this week’s caption contest.  There’s a woman dressed in a clown suit, and she’s jumping rope with hot dogs.  It’s up to you to figure out a story / joke / pun for this picture.  Remember, it can be from the clown’s perspective, or the people watching, or the employers, or anyone.  Just keep it clean.  If you don’t have anything to add, you can still enjoy the comments of others.

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caption contest, bicycle stunt to impress the ladies

Welcome to our next weekly caption contest!  The game is real, and the prizes are imaginary!  Well, except that you can feel good if you write something funny — there might be thousands of people read it and be amused.

This week’s photo features a man who appears to be doing a stunt on a bicycle (or about to wreck it).  Is he trying to impress the ladies?  Or do they have something to do with it?  You get to write the context.  Have fun with it.  Just make it funny and keep it clean.

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caption contest, Batman wanna-be

This week’s caption contest features a Batman wanna-be.  Or, if it actually is Batman, he’s really let himself go.  Either way, it’s up to you to figure out something funny to explain this picture.  Remember that you can create a backstory however you want, to setup any particular jokes or puns (if you must).  You can even tie your explanation in with current events or Batman movies or a previous caption contest (links are allowed).  The only rules are to keep it clean and make it funny.

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caption contest, truck on a house

Now that I’m back from vacation, let’s get the weekly caption contest back on schedule.  While in Colorado, I saw a few bad drivers.  But none of the bad driving I saw can compete with this picture.  Somehow a truck is on the roof of a house, and there’s a fair bit of destruction around it.  There’s also a guy in the picture, holding a beer and laughing.

The actual context behind this picture is unknown, so make up whatever story you want to fit your explanation.  There’s a few obvious captions, but you can also use your creativity to come up with something really random.

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