caption contest, big couch

It’s Monday, so some of you are inevitably awaiting the next caption contest.  Well, your wait is over.  Here is this week’s issue.   Now write something funny to go with it!   🙂

big-couch

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caption contest, Chuck Norris

It’s Monday, and some of you are probably anxiously awaiting the next caption contest.  (If you’re not, you should be, because this is awesome!)  🙂  Anyway, regardless of your expectations, here it is.

This week I’m using an animated picture, featuring Chuck Norris and some woman in a car.  I don’t know exactly what the context is for this scene, but that’s part of the fun in writing captions — you get to decide.  You can write dialog for Chuck Norris, the woman, or provide narration.  However you do it, have fun.

chuck-norris-dealing-with-woman-wanting-to-drive

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caption contest, Burger King king

It’s time for another caption contest!   Sorry I missed last week’s edition, but with all the Christmas festivities and shopping and such, I had a lot of stuff to do.  🙂  One of the regular readers here actually let me know that I was behind in publishing the next caption contest.  It’s nice that people notice.  🙂

Anyway, enough of the small talk.  Let’s get to the picture.  Same rules as always — write something funny to go with this photo.  Most of you will recognize this guy — the Burger King king.

burger-king-king

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caption contest, guests at Christmas party

Let’s start the week with a caption contest!  (I know, we do that every week, but it’s such a great tradition!)  This week’s picture has some Christmas decorations in it.  The setting can be whatever you want, but for an idea, you could imagine it to be a Christmas party of family get-together.

Ready for the directions?  Write a comment explaining what’s going on here.  That’s it.  Your goal is to be funny.  Very simple.

guys-being-dorky

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