caption contest, Volkswagen Bug modded way too much

This week’s caption contest features an inanimate object that moves.  🙂  It’s a Volkswagen Beetle (also known as a Volkswagen Bug), similar to Herbie.  It’s been heavily modded / junked / pimped-out / whatever you want to call it.  Why would someone do this to their car?  I don’t know.  Perhaps you can explain.  You can write a caption from any perspective — the car’s owner, the spouse or children of the car’s owner, the car itself, someone seeing this on the road, an antique car collector, etc.

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caption contest, man eating big burger

Once again it’s time for our next weekly caption contest.  This week’s photo features a man eating a giant cheeseburger.  And he’s wearing a helmet.  Who knows why?  (Hopefully you do.)  Make up your best guess to explain this picture — or make a joke about it or even a pun (if you must) — and leave it in a comment.

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caption contest, truck in a tree

It’s Monday so you’ll get your regularly scheduled caption contest, even though it’s a holiday and I just returned from vacation tonight.  (Yes, that shows my dedication to humor, and no, it does not mean I don’t have a life.)

This week’s caption contest features a picture of a truck in a tree (or in-between two trees).  Either way, it’s in a location it should not be in.  It’s up to you to describe why this happened, or to make a joke about it.  (Actually, if you want to challenge yourself, you could try to explain why the truck should be in the tree.)  Remember that you can look at the situation from various perspectives, such as the truck’s owner, his friends, the trees, the insurance company, or anyone else that you can fit into the story.  Surprise me with your creativity!

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caption contest, people in field

This week’s caption contest features a number of leaders (like generals, admirals, colonels, etc) watching some people lined up in a field.  Are the people about to race, or are they planting or harvesting?   Or is something completely different going on?  No one knows, so you get to make it up.  (And to anyone who might get offended, remember this is just humor, so take a load off and lighten up.)

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