caption contest, van crashed in store window

Caption contest!  This week’s photo features a delivery truck crashed into the storefront of a Chinese restaurant called Fat Duck Surprise.  It’s up to you to figure out what happened and why.  And remember you can consider multiple perspectives, even from people not in the picture.

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25 thoughts on “caption contest, van crashed in store window

  1. Thomas Wayne

    The driver who crashed the delivery van took the license plate as she fled the scene, attempting to cover her shame. However, she failed to realize her company’s name and address are written on the side of the van…

  2. Thomas Wayne

    Owner of the delivery service: “I don’t understand… my new driver said she just graduated from the Rosco P. Coltrane School of Driving. I haven’t heard of that one, but it sounded prestigious…”

  3. MangoMan

    guy on far left immediately after crash: WOW! that was amazing!
    guy next to him: nah, not amazing at all. it’s just a empty 5 gallon bucket… look i’ll show you (he takes off the lid)

  4. Beppo

    Beyond the obvious part about the van crash — I wonder what kind of unique food is served at a restaurant called Fat Duck Surprise…

    A local restaurant should create a menu item called Fat Burger Surprise. 🙂

  5. Holiday Inn Express

    Despite what you may have seen on some commercials and movies, where a car skids into a perfect parallel parking spot via a handbrake turn, the same thing can’t be done with a van. Don’t ask how I know.

  6. Important Philosopher

    Today you will read a bit of Shakespeare, and just before you fall asleep, you will think: “A duck, by any other name, would smell as foul.” Never mix Shakespeare and chocolate ice cream. The results can be a trifle unpredictable.

  7. Important Philosopher

    Driver: “Officer, I don’t know what could have happened! Everything was just like normal… Yeah, I was putting on makeup, talking on my cell phone, and speeding, but that’s what I always do.”

  8. Holiday Inn Express

    Bob began to suspect that the Combo #3 (Sudden Van with Rice) was not an amusing failure of translation.

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