Since the last post talked about wanting a flamethrower, it seems appropriate that this week’s caption contest should involve FIRE! So here’s a picture of a couple posing for a picture in front of a burning barn. Why? I have no idea. That’s up to you. Figure out what’s going on, or what will happen, or what people are thinking, and leave a comment about it. Have fun with it.
(To see our other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
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Beppo
We’ve told Mango-Man for years how cool it would be to build a giant straw Christmas goat and then set it on fire. So we made a proof of concept. But we probably should’ve taken it outside of his barn first…
Holiday Inn Express
And people said they couldn’t make a barn out of fire. Handled carefully, fire makes an excellent building material.
MangoMan
okay, we admit it… the whole “flaming poop on the doorstep” gag, ‘may’ have gotten out of hand this time.
Thomas Wayne
They said it was DAFT to build a barn in these here woods. But I built it all the same, just to show ’em. It burned down. I built a second one. It burned down. So I built a third one. That one fell over, then burned down. But the FOURTH ONE will stay up. And that’s what you’re going to get, lad. The strongest barn in these here woods. What? It’s on fire again?!? NOOOOOOO!!!
Thomas Wayne
Man: “I told Burford to return my chainsaw or things were gonna go down…”
Burford
What we’re dealin’ with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
Burford
Junior, you tick turd. You burned the barn down again?!? I can’t believe you came from my loins. When I get home I’m going to punch your mama straight in the mouth!
Beppo
There’s a reason why insurance companies frown upon the use of flamethrowers…
Beppo
“Quit bugging me about calling the fire department! It’s not very often you get to take a romantic picture in front of a burning barn!”
Mr. Destructo
A kind word turneth away wrath, but not as effectively as superior firepower.
Mr. Destructo
I’ll bring the flamethrower… you bring the party mix.
Thomas Wayne
Why am I not putting out the fire? Well, it’s not that I’m lazy… it’s just that I don’t care.
Thomas Wayne
Milton Waddams: And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…
Trogdor
Burninating the countryside…
Mr. Destructo
An explosion makes just about any photograph better…
Mr. Destructo
If you can’t stand the heat, don’t start the fire.
Mr. Destructo
Man: “If they wanted their barn, they should’ve been out there using it!”
Mr. Destructo
Man: “You know the saying, “The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.” Honey, get the flamethrower! I’m gonna go show Burford what I think about this!”
MangoMan
Edna and Roy finally got the internet, after finally learning the basics they decided they wanted to ‘flame’ their neighbor… sadly, they went about it ALL wrong.
Crappo the Clown
How was I supposed to know gasoline didn’t put out fires?
davidslynch
Don’t laugh. It’s paid for.