Another week, another caption contest. This week’s photo features an older guy watching what looks like professional cleaners or a HAZMAT team or scientists. These guys have masks and air tanks, so it looks serious. Yet the older man doesn’t appear concerned. So who knows what’s going on? It’s up to you to write the story behind this picture. Remember, you can frame the context however you want, so the sky’s the limit. Have fun!
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Thomas Wayne
Guy in pink: “What do you mean my septic tank exploded? I planted it there myself, so for it to explode would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable.
HAZMAT captain: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Thomas Wayne
Hmm… pink shirt, rotund, standing around doing nothing… is that Mango-Man??? 🙂
MangoMan
guy in pink: i’m not gonna be the one to tell them that it was *me* that took the dump there…
Beppo
They say every picture tells a story… You don’t want to know this story.
Holiday Inn Express
Ha, you guys are dumb for wearing rainsuits. It’s not even raining.
Thomas Wayne
After Mango-Man took a dump in my yard, I had to call in the HAZMAT team again…
Mr. Destructo
On July 11th, 2007, while gathering epiphyte samples in the upper canopy of a kapok tree in the forbidding Cordillera Apolobamba range on the Bolivian/Peruvian border, the “Important Evil Genius” walked up, completely oblivious to the gravity of the situation. Our expedition had unearthed toxic, flammable gases, then the old man ripped one and the combination of such combustion exploded… We have not forgotten… someday he will pay…
Thomas Wayne
Mango-Man’s garden got out of control, so he had to call in the experts…
Holiday Inn Express
Why do you guys need all that stuff just to look for ant tracks?
Thomas Wayne
When you have more professional-looking equipment, you can charge more… DUH!
Thomas Wayne
Does the guy in pink not have any idea that perhaps he should be wearing some protective gear or clothing??? It’s like he’s oblivious to his ignorance.
Holiday Inn Express
He’s got his hands in his pockets, so he’s not going to touch anything. What’s the worst that could happen?
Crappo the Clown
In case you haven’t guessed yet, there’s been a lot of crap going on. And I’m not talking about farting. I’m talking about the hard stuff, and a lot of it. I’ve been trying to find out who’s behind it. It hasn’t been easy. I don’t shower much.