This week’s caption contest has a Star Wars theme. It appears that the Sith Lord and an Imperial Stormtrooper are either selling something or asking for donations. Who knows what’s really going on. But that’s where you come in. Figure out what’s happening, and write a comment about it. Of course, your explanation / story doesn’t have to be anything realistic at all — just funny.
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Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Even the Dark Side is affected by the economy… (and Obama will probably give them a bailout)
Thomas Wayne
“The rebuilding of the Death Star went over budget, so we’re, um, conducting a fundraiser. Would you like to contribute?”
Thomas Wayne
I would criticize the Sith Lord for wearing pink, but I’d rather not die yet…
Mr. Destructo
“You will donate or you will DIE!”
Mr. Destructo
Hidden Camera Prank: We’ve secretly replaced the chocolate chips with evil. Let’s see if they notice.
Mr. Destructo
For $3.50, we’ll give you a box of Wookies.
Fab
Amazingly, the mothers of Jawas are blonde Anglo-Saxon humans. I did not know that.