Welcome to another caption contest! This week’s photo features a van in a swimming pool. There’s some people standing around, probably trying to figure out what happened. Since we can’t hear them, you get to put words in their mouth. Feel free to invent whatever kind of story you want to. There’s a lot of potential with this one, so have fun with it.
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Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Car for sale: 4-door van with water damage [backspace, backspace, backspace] completely detailed and washed!
Beppo
Leaving her new car in the driveway with a bow on top is so overdone, so we hid it in the pool! She will be so surprised!
Thomas Wayne
Is this part of the new carpool program?
Thomas Wayne
Husband to tow truck driver: “Believe it or not, this is a better parking job than she usually does…” 😮
Holiday Inn Express
At least the windows are rolled up.
Bubba
I TOLD you kids to shut up back there or I was gonna drive this minivan right in to the pool!
Bubba
“No ma’am. Hybrid does not mean it is a boat and a van.”
CSI Reporter
‘Mater and Lightning McQueen were brought in for questioning for possible homicide.
MangoMan
sleezy car salesman: “introducing the ‘scuba car’ … buy yours TODAY!!!”
Fab
The wife grew tired of nagging her husband about changing the wiper blades on the van and she finally snapped.
Alli
Well, there isn’t a “No Parking” posted anywhere.
Mr. Destructo
Wait’ll the repo man comes this time!
Fab
I think it’s flooded.
Thomas Wayne
I plan to freeze it overnight, so the car will keep for a long time.
Thomas Wayne
“Dude, where’s my car?”
Thomas Wayne
“Note to self: Never ride with a woman again.”
SmellyCat
Is there an app for that??
Thomas Wayne
Homeowner: “There’s a van in my pool?!? Inconceivable!”
Neighbor: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
john
i like listening to the radio when i swim so what.