If you’re married, your spouse should be your best friend. If you have a dog, he/she may be your best friend. To help you figure out which one truly is your best friend, try this test:
Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open it, which one is happy to see you?
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that’s funny! Wives are so loving and understanding.
Dogs can be such a pain in the rear to take care of.
They’re always getting in my way and trying to take over my side of the bed.