caption contest, Darth Vader in a race car

Would it be a Monday without a caption contest here?  Well, unfortunately, it would be.  Mondays are inevitable, I’m afraid.   (Although, if you could find a way to make Monday part of the weekend, you’d be famous forever!  You’d be considered a hero!)   Anyway, I digress.  It’s a Monday, which is most everyone’s least favorite day, and that’s why we put the weekly caption contest on a Monday — to make it better.  So here goes.

This week’s caption contest features the infamous Darth Vader in a race car.  I don’t remember this from any of the movies…  So it’s up to you to figure out what might be the explanation behind this.

Darth Vader in a race car

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12 thoughts on “caption contest, Darth Vader in a race car

  1. mangoman's avatar

    mangoman

    Once his deathstar had been destroyed, Darth Vader had to resort to ‘other’ means of transportation.

  2. Thomas Wayne's avatar

    Thomas Wayne

    After Emperor Obama implemented a cap-and-trade tax on anti-matter, the fleet had to be grounded, forcing a return to old-school transportation.

  3. Bag O' Donuts's avatar

    Bag O' Donuts

    Darth Vader at the dealership: I haven’t felt a car with this much power since…(randomly walks away)

  4. Kit-Kat's avatar

    Kit-Kat

    No matter how hard he tried, Darth Vader could not go fast enough to outrun his past as the most-hated Jedi that Star Wars geekdom has ever known.

  5. Thomas Wayne's avatar

    Thomas Wayne

    In an effort to make NASCAR exciting and attract an audience, racing officials will now co-sponsor NASCAR races and Sci-Fi conventions at the same time, thereby bringing EVERYONE in the U.S. without a life to the same place every week.

  6. lacey's avatar

    lacey

    Just came across a great car hauler. uhaul sells out their used car trailers anlong with their used trucks. I bought one and it works great

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