How about another caption contest… Excited? Yes, you should be. Let us get to the picture then. I think most of you understand how this works by now. (If not, just write something funny about this photo.)
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Fab
Just as his combat team feared, Joe was permanently disfigured by being exposed to chemical weapons without his protective gear.
mango-man
The Platoon all agreed… that guy with the yellow hair smelled ‘funny’.
Thomas Wayne
Meanwhile, back at the Ron Paul rally…
Bag O' Donuts
This was the last time anyone called Pvt. Klownington “silly”. Now you all get sprayed with my Sooper Soaker. Yes…you all get…”the squirts!” Da-Da-Ching!
larry
stay right there or you will all become clowns
Thomas Wayne
Booboo T. Clown had had enough of all the wussiness of France. He figured he could conquer their whole military with a squirt gun, and not even have to put on camo. And so far, his plan appears to be working.
Beldar From France
U.S disinformation efforts appear to have worked against one Al-Qaeda sleeper agent.
Thomas Wayne
Soldier in back: “Somebody should stop this madman!”
Other soldier: “I’m scared of clowns!”
Yet another soldier: “Me, too! AHHHH!”
[Yes, it’s silly, but look at the picture again after reading it.]