I got a spam e-mail today with the subject line of:
RE: Clean Colon = Flat Tummy
First, that’s just an odd association. But second, my research* has proven that’s not true at all.
* I know some people who “cleanse their colon” on a regular basis, and, well, that’s all I’ll say. 🙂
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So if you don’t have a flat tummy, you need to cleanse your colon more often? I’m not sure about that one…
So does that mean farting helps you achieve a flat stomach? I’m not sure if the, um, “research” backs that up… But if someone would like to research it, that might be some interesting results…