Just think of how great it would be to have artificial turf instead of grass in your yard.  You’d never have to mow it.  While your neighbors mow their yards, you could sit in a lawn chair with a glass of tea and watch them.  And yours would stay green in the winter (making your neighbors’ yards look like crap).

I reckon you could plant some artificial trees, too, to provide shade.  And plant some nice-looking fake flowers, too…