Side Effects

Have you noticed how it seems like the side effects for drugs are getting worse?  Some of them are downright horrible, and are practically diseases in their own right, as they have other medicines designed to combat them.  For example, I’ve seenheard of side effects that cause ‘unusual’ bowel movements.  Good thing there’s another medicine to normalize bowels and their movements.  But by then you’ve got two illnesses to cure, instead of just one.  According to my exhaustive research* on the subject, all old people take like 40 or so different medicines a day.  Could it be that all of these are combating the side effects of each other, and that there’s really nothing but side effects wrong with them?  The big question from all of this is – What do you think is the worst side effect that you’ve ever heard of from a drug, and what did that drug do?

 *I did no research.

13 thoughts on “Side Effects

  1. Know-it-all's avatar

    Know-it-all

    There was a heart medication that caused spontaneous erections. The worst part is it said, “In men,” afterwords. (as if that needed to be clarified)

  2. Mr. Obvious's avatar

    Mr. Obvious

    I think a bad side effect would be if something made you crap rocks… MAN would that be rough!!! If they ever make a medication that does that i’m not taking it…

  3. Can I say this's avatar

    Can I say this

    I think the worst side effect is from potassium nitrate.. I can cause ” penial malfunction” in men.

  4. Sister Sledge's avatar

    Sister Sledge

    This is not that random – more like random wannabe.

    Seem pretty plain vanilla, lame planned to me…

    No offense though.

    Sista

    (this stream is so nasty – what ya’ll talking about… I thought Clambe was better than that… and I know he ashame now…)

  5. Sister Sledge's avatar

    Sister Sledge

    which is so unfair…

    and Frankie should grow his hair more… and some folk need to do a press up and mabe a sit up once in a while… (songbird can fa sho sang!!! )and maybe some folk need to push back from the drive through some!
    chunky dunky! not naming no names, you understand…
    “baby got back
    baby got front
    baby got side love handles! and a duble chin!!!”

    “Oops, I did it again! I supersized my fries… I’m not that skinny no mo!”

  6. Sister Sledge's avatar

    Sister Sledge

    why do this box keep coming up… am I suppose to put something every time?

    Sabrena is so pretty… Karen too lotsa folk pretty…

    and one or two of the brotha’s – Chunky!

    No offinse do. they wimin just cook good – I taught them at my cullinairie school. Raychul Ray who??? Forgit Rachel Raydung! Huh stuff not that “yum – o” as she think… with her stubby white girl self!

  7. Thomas Wayne's avatar

    Thomas Wayne

    Sister Sledge, it seems like your first two comments are “pretty plain vanilla, lame planned to me”. What’s your point? Are you trying to be the arbiter of randomness? Why don’t you contribute some randomness to the discussion rather than sit back with some must’ attitude of “Nobody can be critical of my randomness/humor if I don’t participate, so I’ll just sit back and judge others instead of trying.” That’s the epitome of lame.

    No offense though…

  8. Thomas Wayne's avatar

    Thomas Wayne

    BTW, what’s wrong with being a little chunky? There’s just more of me to love!

    Also, is this an instance of the pot calling the kettle black? 😮

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