caption contest, crazy man on woodpile

This week’s caption contest is strange and unusual, and it borders on inappropriate.  So if you’re easily offended, you’ve been warned, and you could just skip this one.  Basically, the picture is of an older naked man sitting on a pile of wood.  Well, he has boots on and he’s holding a pan, so you don’t see anything, but still, it’s gross.  There’s a woman in the foreground who looks very agitated, along with a woman in the background who looks like she’s trying to stop something from happening.  Overall, it’s crazy-mad weird.

I’ve been posting these caption contests for a long time now, and I have to tell you, I have absolutely no idea what’s going on in this picture.  So it’s up to you to figure out something funny to explain this photo.  And since the image is quite crazy to start with, your story probably can’t be too crazy for it.  So get creative.

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caption contest, guy playing guitar around junk

This week’s caption contest features a man playing a guitar in what looks like a junkyard.  But who knows, it could be his yard, or props for some crazy movie.  He’s also wearing really weird outfit — is it a costume for something, or is that how he normally dresses?  You get to decide.  If you can figure anything out that’s funny, leave a comment for our enlightenment.  ‘Cause I just don’t get it…

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caption contest, motorcycle popping wheelie next to cop

How about an action shot for the next caption contest?  Well, not big-time action, but you could write some in for what happens next.  The picture shows a guy on a motorcycle poppin’ a wheelie, and there’s a motorcycle cop next to him.  Obviously you can write about what each of them might be thinking, although you could also create a story for what happens next, which has potential (especially if you think there’s not enough action and you want some explosions or ninjas or such).

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caption contest, chicken offering food to accordion player

This week’s caption contest may be late, but at least it’s here.  It shows a person in a chicken costume offering food to a man playing an accordion.  As usual, I have no idea what’s supposed to be going on here, so just make something up.

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