caption contest, man staring at neighbor’s funny hedges

Welcome to this week’s caption contest!   This week’s photo features a man staring at his neighbor’s hedges, which were trimmed to resemble a man mooning someone over the fence.  Write a caption to explain what’s going on, whether it’s a story or a joke or a quote.  Just make it funny and clean.

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heavy metal Mario Bros

I’ve always enjoyed finding remixes of soundtracks from classic video games.  Just hearing a theme again can bring back great memories.

I came across a “death metal” version of the Super Mario Bros. castle theme from world 8-4 (the last level).  The video features some gameplay, along with some unexpected surprises.  If heavy metal isn’t your thing, give it a try anyway — there’s no screaming in this song.

waste management and golf

Those two topics don’t seem to really go together, do they?  But I recently heard someone on TV talking about a golf tournament called the Waste Management Phoenix Open.  You’d think they could find a better-named sponsor than that…  Of course, waste management is an important business — someone’s gotta do it — but the name doesn’t really imply a high-prestige golf tournament, in my opinion.  I know the tournament sells the naming rights to make money, but perhaps a line should be drawn somewhere…

And why is a waste management company spending big bucks on advertising?  They could just use a slogan like “We’ll take your crap!”  People would talk about that on their own, obviously.

caption contest, people dressed in moss costumes

Welcome to our next weekly caption contest!  This week’s photo features several people dressed in costumes that look to be made of moss, and they’re walking down a city street.  As usual, I have absolutely no context whatsoever for this, but that’s not a problem because we get to make up our own context.  So write a caption from anybody’s perspective (whether in the picture or not), and you can invent your own backstory.  Or you can just come up with a joke.  Just make it funny and clean.

For some inspiration, you can consider these questions.  Does this have something to do with the “going green” movement?  Is it some type of camouflage?  Is it a protest?  Who organized this parade?  What are their motives or intentions?

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