There's a person… it could be you, if you want it to be.

Someone out there is eagerly awaiting the next quote by our nearly-infamous resident quotesmith Turtle Dundee. And so we make you wait no longer…

You just can't go wrong with chocolate-filled donuts… because they're filled with… chocolate. And chocolate is about as good as gold. Except you can't eat gold. … And chocolate doesn't look as good in jewelry…

Amongst all the evil that runs rampant on the Internet, a select few must take time out and fight crime!  Do you have what it takes?  Are you a weekend superhero?  Can you leap tall buildings — at least in your mind?  Then you are pre-qualified for interest-free crime-fighting!  Your skills are needed worldwide, as criminals are breeding faster than fruit flies!  Come on!  Bring your decoder ring, lucky blanket, electric toothbrush, spare change of undies, and let's fight some crime!

A ship floats on water, but I bet it will float on sand, too.

The key to success is in my pocket.  Go ahead, try and take it.

Take risks.  I mean, if you like this person and you don't know if they like you, ask them out and see what happens.  I liked this girl and asked her out.  She said no and she hates me now, but I took that risk.

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.  They said, "What for?"  I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." ~ Steven Wright

My greatest fear in life is that no one will remember me after I'm dead. ~ some dead guy

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.