unpopular at school

None of the other kids at school liked me very much.  I think that was the reason I was so unpopular.

~ Thomas Wayne

liberals on nuclear weapons

Liberals are against nuclear weapons but they have yet to suggest a soy-based substitute that can obliterate cities.

on the subject of eating…

Some readers may appreciate the humor in this quote :

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.