Thomas Wayne once fell into an upholstery machine, but don’t worry — he’s fully recovered.

I am the coolest person I know…

Though sometimes I wonder — does anyone else ever feel that way?

TW

There's so much that you need to know about me, and so much more that I've yet to make up, that it is difficult to find a starting point.

My name is Thomas Wayne and my life has been one incredulous adventure after another… I've had more excitement in this past week than most mere mortals could hope to have in ten lifetimes…

I'm an avid story-teller in that I enjoy sharing with those not fortunate enough to be me.

Throughout the coming weeks and months I hope to share with you some of the highlights that I have experienced…

Enjoy the 'embellished memoirs' of my life…