How would you like a new caption contest? Hopefully that sounds good to you, because that’s what you’re gonna get! 🙂
This week’s photo is of a guy riding a moped, with his face covered, and there are cages with dozens of ducks on the back of the bike. I have no idea what’s going on here, so if you could come up with some explanation, that would be great. And of course, make it funny. (That’s what this blog is about, if you’re new here.)
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
Duck #1: “I see food!”
Rest of ducks: “MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!”
Katie Brinson
And in today’s news story: aggressive driving takes another form. while driving down Maple St. this masked crazy woman pushed a button on her right handle bar, shouted “GO GO GADGET POOP” and sprayed those behind her with a shower of liquified duck poo, causing a panic at the hospital as people rushed to be tested for Avian flu. The masked lady was seen later at the open air market selling the ducks, claiming that they were a magical variety known for curing herpes.
Bag O' Donuts
For some reason the Bird Man of Alcatraz never could shake his nickname…
Thomas Wayne
“I couldn’t find any pink flamingos — they must be out of season — so I got these for my neighbor’s yard!”
Thomas Wayne
Duck… it’s what’s for dinner.
Fab
Selling AFLAC door to door turned out to be much more of a hassle than Joe expected when he was first hired. And the smell? Like rotten cantaloupe in a metal garbage can in the August sun.
Fab
Isn’t this the opening scene from the new hit show “The Duck Whisperer”?
Fab
“Wonder Twin powers, ACTIVATE! Zan: Shape of an ice moped. Jayna: Form of a flock of ducks.”
Those goofy Wonder Twins’ choices never did make that much sense, but this one takes the cake.
MangoMan
Obviously the developers of ‘street fighter’ are getting a bit desperate to come up with new powers for their characters. Why else would “Street Fighter 37” be codenamed “legend of the duck echo”
LOTGK
Michael Jackson, after faking his death, takes all his doctors for a ride.
Linda
That is funny!!! A bunch of quacks!!! 🙂
Holiday Inn Express
In proof that even animals are getting lazy, a flock of ducks takes a taxi south for the winter.
Bag O' Donuts
PSA: Parents don’t let your children grow up to be quack dealers. Talk to your kids about it’s fowl dangers.
Patricia Howard
Great puns!
Mr. Destructo
The delivery man didn’t know why anyone would want 3 dozen ducks, but the Important Evil Genius was known for wacky orders…
Puns 'R Us
Judging from the waterfowl and the man’s face mask, he must be practicing “duck and cover”. 🙂
Thomas Wayne
Carrying ducks on a moped is for quacks…
Thomas Wayne
Is that Mango-Man in the picture?
Fab
No, MM’s feathers aren’t white like that. They’re a little browner, stained from the potting soil in his flower beds. 🙂
Dabo
Don’t that is dat rapper artistses dude Uncle Quacker? Ughgh! Yeah Uh Huh
Holiday Inn Express
Before settling on using ramps, Evel Knievel tried many ideas to get a motorcycle to fly over cars.
Thomas Wayne
Duck, duck, duck… GOOSE!
Thomas Wayne
I don’t know what this guy’s up to, but something smells fowl…
Aflac Duck
This is why I always get a rental when I travel.
Duckpolice
I need to give this guy a ticket!!!
aflacduck
Public transportation has gotten so much more crowded with everyone going green.
Carleton
Nigga Stole My Ducks
Woll Smoth
Screw the ducks, that nigger stole my bike!
DonutDude
That made me lol.
Caroline
omg thats classic I almost peed myself!
Skool
Best captions yet!
Wil
avian flu, “to go” please.
Wingedearth
Auditions begin for the new season of Duck Tales.
ken hickey
Hey you! I’ll give you 50 bucks to get me the aflac outta here!!!!
Mark Nations
Don’t be fooled by the counterfeits. There is only one AFLAC
Donald
…and that was him. Check it against Facebook.
Traci Arnold McDonough
I know why the caged birds sing!
LauraG
Due to the rising fuel costs, the only way to deliver the ducks for the new Kentucky Fried Ducks franchise is by Moped!
jeff barnes
duckgang birding on a bike -gonna shoot ya with thier beaks lol
Beck
Man, gotta get a new job…driving the quacks around isn’t sane!
Slick Rippa
Caption:
YES………………….with all these ducks…………………the duck powered doomsday device will finally be completed………..MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alaks
Practicing our high wire act…ducks to be released over the audience 😉 FYI the driver is a she
Rose Ralph-Nelson
Help Us!! They are taking us to China, to make Toys!!
Greg
No,no,no!…..I said a box of Crackers, not Quackers
Kimerin
And so, all the pennyless ducks who walked into a bar and said, “gimme a shot of whisky and put it on my bill!”, are taken to Aflactraz (…or any number of famous Duck prisons: San Quacktin, Wing Wing, Featherworth, Foulsom or Aflaca)
Greg R
In an attempt to thwart the paparrazi, the AFLAC Duck deploys a diversion…
vronkw
The openly gay delivery man argued that he wasn’t really depressed– just feeling a little “down and out.”
Kim B
There has GOT to be a better way to fly to Vegas.
Meerkat
Spreading the word about Aflac insurance:
Epicfail.
aflacduck
Is he going to stop? I pulled the cord, but I don’t know if he heard the bell.
aflacduck
It’s amazing what passes for business class these days.
RJL
Here duckie, duckie…..LOOK OUT AFLAC, IT’S A TRAP!!!
RJL
Just one more duck and I think this thing will fly!!!
SnuggleBunnies
New: Green Rubber Ducks.
Roland
To protect from the Swine Flu, AFLAC has now offered Mighty Duck with purchase!
MED
something is afowl!
Greg Eversole
Shrouded in mystery where ever there is a need. You know the money will be there just call and within days the Aflac whisperer will be on his way.
Jim
Duck #1 to Duck #2: “The things we have to go through to protect us from Human Flu…”
Patricia Howard
Hmmmmmmmmm………..looks like Aflac is taking on new hires.
Paula Stewart
Go Faster, Faster I don’t want to be a down pillow!
chefcremebrulee
“I said a million bucks, not a million ducks!”
NCFriend
Aflac for Business’s new quantity discount was very popular, however, the delivery system, was quite antiquated!
Debbie Durbin
“I knew I should have booked first class.”
WHat?
The “guy” has breasts – so does that change anything?
Anne Groff
It’s official ducks are flocking from everywhere…and have resorted to all forms of transportation to get to to Bird’s Landing, CA for the protest march scheduled Sunday for a new bill of rights…the “down” trodden, the webbed-footed…
Erin
“Bring out your ducks!”
Skool
LOL Classic MP !!!!
jane cannell
This guy must be Ducking the Law!
Cliff
“The salesman said he would take anything in on a trade”.
Cliff
Can I get the rebate and the clunker money too on a trade?
Terrye Williams
“Got duck?”
texas_tiger76
Eileen hates playing “Duck, duck, goose!” to see who drives to town.
texas_tiger76
With the rising costs of air travel, the flock decides not to fly south for the winter.
maryanne mccabe
Duck, duck and away!
Sharon V. Petner
Hey, they said beware of Swine Flu, NOT DUCK FLU!!!!
Lori
AAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAACCCCCCC!!!
glyndon
Overinsured!
Charlotte
When one duck isn’t enough…
Fronck
WTD!!
Skool
AFLAC puts out a call for new Sales Reps as they expand into third world countries. This applicant was deemed ‘over qualified’.
DJ in Orlando
“OH NO…. It’s the “DUCK-TA-GON mom visiting japan”
ELLIOT
DUCK ME!
Victoria L, yons Noll
This air is really bad, what will I do if I get sick? Af…laa, laa, laa, laa, laa, aac!
Mark
All cages full, it’s off to the chinese BBQ.
bugs
I loved the….”one more duck and I think this thing will fly”. There is definitely and “UP” joke in here somewhere. Wonderful puns….all of you guys are terrific.
Jim
Swine flu, huh?? Wait until they get a hold of the “quack attack”!!
Chris
Others might give you a little toy duck when you sign up, but buy from me and you’ll get one of these!
Jon
Pekin Express….
Deborah
Have duck, will travel.
Dave
Because of the increased risk of Bird Flu. China has pulled all of its resources “Bike’s included” to defowl the countryside!
Dave
Geesh, I thought that long bike ride would take forever, but the miles seemed to Fly by!
Cliff
Sinapore Aflac delegates go green and share a taxi.No horn required.
Pie
“Swine flu? psh. Anyone remember the bird flu? huh? huh? well how about NOW?”
joseph stockert
but dad i dont want to join the cult.
joseph stockert
I told you it said “no swimming”.
I told you we would go to jail.
why dont you ever ask for directions?
Chris Turley
Every bank robbery needs a wing man.
DJ Ding
Paparazzi caught Drew Barrymore preparing to audition for ET II. Drew: “Ok, on the count of three ~ everybody flap like crazy”.
Thomas Wayne
Would you like some cheese to go with those quackers?
Thomas Wayne
Some of these captions are not all they’re quacked up to be… 🙂
Beppo
Beware of quantum ducks — Quark, quark.
Rick Mattson
Long Duk Dong pulled up to the dealership and demanded ‘The Donga need Cash for Quackers!’
Kim
Peeking duck delivery with 24 hour notice
Kim
Another way to get “down” from a moped!
marin
The first prototype “green” bike alarm seemed like a good idea at the time.
marin
This is what your girlfriend gets you for a get-a-way vehicle when she catches you cheating on her.
marin
This is how hack drivers in other countries get punished for moving violations.
Crappo the Clown
Ducks go QUACK; cows go MOO; I go PHVRRRT.
Cindy Gross
Meals on Wheels.
Jim
Chinese knock-offs of the AFLAC Duck on their way to the local China Buffet.
Thomas Wayne
The surprise party is about to go horribly wrong…