Today is Friday, and so I’m really working hard and stuff, so I don’t have much time to write on this. Okay, maybe that’s an embellishment, but some of it is true. 🙂 Anyway, today I’m posting some random and humorous quotes for your personal enjoyment. I suspect some of these might even be worth commenting on.
The original theme song to The Transformers was actually “Chuck Norris — more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris — robot in disguise”, and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
The best thing any of us can do to fight pollution is to adopt a vegetarian diet. ~ Pamela Anderson
If I had a dollar for every unfinished thought…
My friend said to me, “Man, this weather is trippy.” I said to him, “No, man, it’s not the weather that is trippy. Perhaps it is the way we perceive it that is indeed trippy.” Then I thought, “Man, I should have just said, ‘yeah'”. ~ Mitch Hedberg
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
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Thomas Wayne
Uhh… eating vegetables to reduce pollution? I don’t get it. Veggies will still give you gas…
Important Dairy Farmer
The “theory” is that by not eating animals, it reduces the number of animals that have to be raised, thus reducing the animal-produced methane that results from their feeding on grass, hay, grains, etc., thus reducing pollution. I say, “Yeah right. Since when was Pamela Anderson an expert on air pollution or anything else other than plastic surgery?”
Thomas Wayne
To continue thinking along these lines of foolishness…
So if there’s less animals to eat grass, hay, grains, etc., and we’re not eating animals, then we’ll be eating more grass, hay, grains, etc., and still producing methane…
Right? Correct me if I’m stupid…
Important Dairy Farmer
Ok. You’re stupid. 🙂
Thomas Wayne
Let he that is without stupidity fling the first wad of poop…