check out these 2 news postings…
First this dude wants to ‘pet’ a panda… so he jumps in the cage with it and winds up getting bit (surprise surprise). oh… did I mention that he had “drank four jugs of beer”… read more here
Next we have this old lady that finds some bears in her house… she shoos the momma bear out and to get rid of the cub she “pushed it out the door”… read it here
You just can’t make this kind of stuff up…