If the last post has caused temporary or permanent insanity, the creators would like to apologize.  It is unhealthy to read.

Does this site need more disclaimers?  In these times, when people can sue you because they're stupid, probably so…  So I'll try to write another one.

This blog is meant purely for entertainment purposes.  Many people won't even find it good for that, but ya know what?  I don't care.  If you like it, you like it, and I like you.  If you don't, well then good for you, but watch your back.  🙂

Hmm… that didn't turn out so well, did it?  Maybe I should practice my politically correct speech…  well, that ain't gonna happen!  So how about this — just don't sue us.  You'll just run up big lawyer fees and get nothing in return.  I mean, the official Buffet o' Blog savings jar is down to a few pennies.  We raided it last night to get some Taco Bell.

If reading this blog makes you want to do dangerous and/or illegal things, then you should quit reading it.  (DUH!)  You should read children's books instead.  There's some great classics out there.  I won't recommend any, but your local library can help out.  Tell the librarian that you want something at or below the 3rd grade level because you can't handle mature (or even adolescent) humor.

Thank you, drive thru…