Sometimes I wonder if I'm not supposed to be this cool… I mean, we should be who we are, right? But what about when you're just so cool that all your friends get insecure and jealous of you, then eventually quit being your friends? Is it possible to be too cool?
I wonder about these sorts of things as I sit here by myself… Perhaps I should try to be more normal so my friends won't get all jealous and quit hanging out with me.
Does anybody have any advice?
~ Thomas Wayne
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Thomas Wayne
It’s been a few days now with no responses, so I reckon no one can relate to my situation. It’s not easy being this cool… *sigh*
Important Doctor
I sympathize with your problem… i'm just too cool to talk to you…
Captain Wuss
Cool people drive classic vehicle from the 50’s or 60’s or new vehicles, not 1980’s rejects.. you shoud know this
alaskamonalisarn
Just know that you know, that’s all that matters. Then be cool and let your friends think they are cooler than you!!!
Mango Man
What’s all this “just know that you know” malarky? I’m more of the “just know that i’m gonna constantly rub it in your face” type…
EVERYBODY should know if you are cooler than them… otherwise… what’s the point?
Thomas Wayne
When you are too cool, like myself, everyone does know, even without you telling them. That’s why all my friends got jealous and quit hanging out with me.
Besides, my intention is not to try to be cool. I’m just myself, and that’s cool.
Mango Man
Are you sure your friends didn’t quit hanging out with you cause you smell? I hate for you to find out like this… I didn’t want to be the one to break the news… 🙂
Thomas Wayne
Yeah, I’m pretty sure… I take a shower every once in a while, and I usually wear deodorant, so I don’t think that’s the problem. I smell good. Even my farts sometimes smell like roses… 🙂
Besides, folks wouldn’t get jealous of my good smell, would they? They were jealous, I could tell. Maybe it was partly b/c of all my intellectualness…
Coolness
i challenge you to a challenge of whom is the better challenger for the title of “too cool”
Keep in mind, that I had my name legally changed to coolness so refer to me as Mr. Coolness. This new title is the american version of me. In new zealand and am known as Mr. T.S. Elliot (Too Sexy Elliot)
So be prepared to be out-cooled. Not only am I your friend, but I am a cooler-than-thou friend. Cry with envy! Wail with jealousy!
For example:
I am so cool:
my sweat is bottled and sold by Billy Mays.
beat that!
Thomas Wayne
I’m too cool to participate in your challenge…
BOO-YAH!