In the news, scientists have figured out a possible way to remove the stink from dung. If you want to learn more about the technique, read this article. The new compound is supposed to turn dung into something that is "quite innocuous — neither pleasant nor unpleasant." You still wouldn't want to keep manure around, but at least it wouldn't stink so bad…
One thing from the article, it says "Researchers are not yet certain why humans find these smells [of manure] so disgusting." Uhh, I don't even want to touch that. I mean, it's POOP! Not only does it smell disgusting, but it looks disgusting. And how do they test what makes it stink? Do they remove one "ingredient" of poop and then smell it again? Ugh… (Imagine your business card reading "Chief Manure Analyst".)
Important Scientist
I prefer “Turd Tester” or “Poopologist” when people refer to my line of work, thank you.