a spamtastic secret to skinniness

I got a spam e-mail today with the subject line of:

RE: Clean Colon = Flat Tummy

First, that’s just an odd association.  But second, my research* has proven that’s not true at all.

* I know some people who “cleanse their colon” on a regular basis, and, well, that’s all I’ll say.  🙂

dumb spam e-mails

Unfortunately e-mail spam is a part of life now, so we might as well laugh at it when we can.  Recently I got an e-mail from an unknown name with a subject of :

***SPAM*** Hi

Uhh, is that supposed to make me want to open it?  How dumb can spammers get?

But the stupidity doesn’t stop there!  Just the other day I got a spam e-mail that had my e-mail address as the “from” address, and the subject was “February 76% OFF”.  Um, is that supposed to fool me into thinking it’s a valid e-mail?  Like I would send myself an e-mail with that subject line and then not remember it at all?  Stupid…