Warning : May contain more than your daily recommended allowance of randomness
Welcome to our next weekly caption contest! Instead of my typical rambling, let’s get right to it. 🙂 This week’s photo features a monkey / chimpanzee at an old-school typewriter. You get to write the caption for this picture. Some ideas: What is he typing? Who put him up to this? What could possibly go wrong?
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I just heard in the news that there’s a woman who must eat every 15 minutes to stay alive. She eats up to 60 small meals a day, consuming between 5,000 and 8,000 calories per day, yet she cannot gain any weight. She gets excited if she gains even one pound. She wears size triple zero clothes. The doctors say it’s a condition called NPS.
I wonder if I have some type of eating disorder, because I often feel the need to eat big, fattening meals, and I’m unable to lose weight. 🙂 If only there was some important doctor who could offer me some advice…
Welcome to another caption contest! This week’s photo features a van in a swimming pool. There’s some people standing around, probably trying to figure out what happened. Since we can’t hear them, you get to put words in their mouth. Feel free to invent whatever kind of story you want to. There’s a lot of potential with this one, so have fun with it.
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Well, it’s Monday, so it’s time for another caption contest. This week’s photo features a strong man eating lots of rice (or some similar food) with chopsticks. This isn’t our easiest caption contest, but there are still quite a few funny sayings, and I’m sure you’ll surprise me with some I’ve never thought of. Remember that you can make the story be whatever you want. Just keep it clean.
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