Tag: funny

caption contest, spaceship for rent

What would Monday be like without one of our caption contests?   Actually, you can apply that concept to every day, because the caption contest makes every day better!   Of course we currently post only one per week, but you can come back to it every day, and there’s often new captions written for it every day (for its first week, anyway).  So it has lasting value.   (Speaking of value, have you ever realized that you get to enjoy the humor here absolutely free?   Yep, no strings attached, no cash monies required.)

Anyway, enough of my rambling — let’s get to this week’s photo!  This picture is of what appears to be an alien spaceship for rent.  That’s not something you see every day!  Surely there’s an interesting story behind this situation.  So write what may be going on.   And of course your caption doesn’t have to be a story — it can be a joke or commentary of any kind.  Just make it funny.

spaceship for rent

(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

caption contest, man creating rock sculptures

This week’s caption contest features a guy making rock sculptures, with several people watching.   As usual, explain what could be going on here.  Your caption can be from the point-of-view of anyone in the picture or even just commentary on the picture.  Where it comes from doesn’t really matter, as long as it’s funny.  So get to writing!

man creating rock sculptures

(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)

funny quotes, issue #78

Here’s a few funny quotes collected by our resident quotesmith, for your reading enjoyment today.

If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)

I don’t like hypothetical situations because it is like lying to your brain. ~ Jack McBrayer

I would’ve made a great comedian… it’s just that I hate it when people laugh at me. 🙂 ~ Mango-Man

Mustaches grow on you after a while…

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, “Whoa, I’m way too high.” ~ Bruce Baum

I’m surprised more people don’t appreciate this obvious dieting tip: If you want to lose a significant amount of weight, it’s important to start out really fat. ~ Joseph Moore

That’s all for now, so a certain reader won’t say my posts are too long.  🙂   If you want to read more random quotes, be sure to click on the Quotes category in the sidebar.  There’s more where this came from…

caption contest, papers on ground everywhere

It’s time for another caption contest.  Sorry for the lack of posts the past few days, but with it being the Fourth of July holiday weekend, there was an abundance of food, fireworks, fun, and fellowship.   (The Fourth was brought to you by the letter “F”.)  Now that the extended weekend has ended, things return to normal.  Monday may not be an exciting day, but that’s why we have the caption contest on Monday — to make it better.   All that said, let’s get to it.

This week’s photo features a small town street covered with papers.  What might be going on here?

papers on ground everywhere

(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)