When I was in high school, there were some Klipsch horn speakers like this in the band room. They rarely got used, but they were huge. Now I happened upon a home stereo gallery shared online where someone had speakers like that in their house.
I gotta admit, I don’t like the look of these. I like Klipsch as a brand and I appreciate big speakers (for sound and looks), but this just doesn’t look impressive to me. Hopefully they sound better than they look. There are excellent-sounding speakers that look much cooler, IMO, but to each their own.
Also, what do you want to bet that the owner of these is single? I imagine the WAF (Wife Approval Factor) of these is zero (0). That kind of thing matters when you get married. I have a friend whose wife would put his (small) speakers behind plants or even inside the armoire with the closing doors (this was years ago, when a 32″ TV was standard). Covering speakers affects the sound quality, but to some people, seeing plants is more important than immersive 5.1 home theater surround sound. 🙂 I guess everyone has to choose what matters to them. (For the record, I managed to keep my large speakers after getting married. She’s allowed to put fake plants on top of them, but if they fall off from the bass vibrations, that’s not my fault. Also, my speakers are nowhere near as large as those in the picture.)
P.S., somebody should tell the owner of that picture that someone spilled paint on his painting. It looks a mess and you can’t even tell what it is anymore… 🙂 Is that supposed to be cats jumping over a flag that’s on fire? Or is it where his cats “painted” it by knocking over paint cans? Really, I have no idea… I just don’t understand modern art…
From the department of “you are not going to believe this”, there’s an Italian artist named Salvatore Garau who recently auctioned a sculpture that does not actually exist and someone paid $18,300 for it! Literally, there is nothing but a certificate of authenticity and some instructions for how to display it. He calls it an “immaterial sculpture”. And this isn’t even the first time he’s “created” an invisible statue / sculpture — he’s made one that’s supposedly inside some white tape on the ground (see video image at the link above).
Rather than invisible sculptures, I would define them as immaterial sculptures. My fantasy, trained for a lifetime to feel differently the existing around me, allows me to “see” what apparently does not exist. The intangible sculptures are works that I feel as physical. Into the void there is a container of positive and negative possibilities that are constantly equivalent, in short, there is a density of events. Furthermore, the void is nothing more than a space full of energy, even if we empty it of electromagnetic fields, neutrinos, dark matter – in a way that nothing remains – it stands out that according to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle (which I recently read with enthusiasm) nothing has a weight! Therefore, it has an energy that condenses and turns into particles, in short, in us!
Now, if you aren’t experienced in the finer nuances of modern art, you might think this is all just jibber-jabber nonsense with a few scientific words included to confuse ignorant folk. But apparently he’s onto something, if multiple people are willing to bid tens of thousands of dollars to buy this art. And I completely understand what he’s talking about.
However, this is way too “high society” for most people. Honestly, middle class people just can’t afford $18,300 to buy any art piece, no matter how good it may or may not appear. Plus his requirements of five feet by five feet is a lot of spare room that most people just don’t have in their house. I get that. That’s where Buffet o’ Blog comes in.
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If you want an iPhone/iPod dock that looks cool, for men, here’s what you need.
Each model is built out of a solid block of aluminum, and they’re based on the exhaust manifold of a car engine. It’s called iXoost, which comes from the English pronunciation of the word “exhaust”. They feature several speakers, including a 140W subwoofer.
I haven’t heard one of these, but I would like to — unless I have to pay for it. The starting price is $6200. I think it looks awesome, but I suspect the WAF (Wife Approval Factor) would be considerably less than favorable.
You can find more info at the iXoost website, and you can even customize your own on this page.
There’s a lot of strange stuff out there in the world and on teh internets. That’s no surprise to you. But this is one of the weirdest stories I’ve ever come across.
A Dutch artist named Bart Jansen had a cat named Orville (which is ironic, as you will see) who died after being hit by a car. So he mourned for a while, then converted his dead cat into a helicopter. This isn’t just art — it actually flies. He calls it the Orvillecopter, and describes it as “half-cat, half-machine”. (You could also call it the cat-mobile.) It is literally a taxidermied cat with a propeller attached to each paw and an engine in his stomach, and it is controlled via a remote control.
The artist’s statement says he focuses on the meeting-point between technological progress and human error. I suppose it’s better to wax philosophical about turning your dead cat into a helicopter rather than doing it just because you can. Although I wonder if he came up with that saying before or after this art project. Whatever…
The artist says about his cat “he received his wings posthumously” and “now he is flying with the birds — the greatest goal a cat could ever reach!” (I’m sure there are more puns to be had at this, but that’s enough for this post.)
Of course this “art” has sparked outrage among some animal rights groups. The owner clearly says no animals were harmed for this project, which technically is true. Nonetheless, some people will get offended at anything. At an art fair showcasing Orvillecopter, some anonymous animal rights activists wrote graffiti saying “Kill the animal killers”. Apparently they don’t know the story. That’s like those people (sometimes called trolls) who leave hateful comments without even reading the article. Another activist said the artist should be thrown in a vat of manure when he dies. So is the message that you should do something mean to someone if you disagree with them on ethical issues? Isn’t that highly ironic (and hypocritical)?
Personally, I wouldn’t do this to a family pet. But if he’s going to do it, he might as well go all out. He should make the blades as transparent as possible and have the stand fold up underneath. Then it would look like just a flying cat. He could also consider mounting water pistols on it, to shoot people or animals while dive-bombing them.
If you want to see the Orvillecopter in action, flying around and terrorizing cows, here’s a video (which even features the theme song from Airwolf*):
* Some of you may not know about Airwolf. It was a TV show in the ’80s that featured a secret high-tech military helicopter tricked-out for fighting criminals, who usually flew helicopters, too. I don’t know if the show has aged well (I’ve never seen reruns of it), but as a kid, I thought it was cool. There was cool music and sound effects, and there was usually real explosions. There’s not enough TV sitcoms these days that feature explosions… But I digress… Here’s a brief introduction to Airwolf.
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