"So tell me, Mr. Wayne," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?"

"Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly.  "Last year I had two short stories published in national magazines, and I finished my novel."

"Very impressive," he commented, "but I was thinking of skills you could apply during office hours."

Mr. Wayne explained brightly, "Oh, that was during office hours."

I know I don't know everything, but I don't know what I don't know, so I can't really study.  I think I'll just sit on the couch and watch more cartoons…

TW 

So I've been watching the NCAA basketball tournament and today some opening day baseball, and there's all these commercials about treatment for athletes foot.  I've played sports, but I never got it.  I wonder why…

I was a great player, even though the stats didn't accurately show my greatness…  I just don't understand… 

Oh, well… 

TW