WordPress, who provides the great software that powers this blog, has now added the option of assigning an avatar to each blog.  If you’re unfamiliar with avatars, it’s a small picture that represents you.  Often people put a mug shot of their face, but we don’t want to do that.  My face is mostly boring and not all that random.  This is where you come in…

We are having a contest to help us determine what type of picture we should use.  Naturally, we want something random and/or funny.  So if you have any suggestions, list them in the comments section of this post.  Our panel of celebrity judges will meticulously examine each entry.  If your idea is selected, you will become eligible for lots of fabulous prizes.

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