Laughing is important.  Laughing is like jogging on the inside.  And studies show that people who laugh tend to enjoy life more.  So this is why we have this website : to help people laugh and thus be healthier.  We realize the importance of our mission, so we take our humor seriously.  (Uhh…)  Did you know we even have a humor guarantee?  How many places offer that?!?  So consider that when you’re comparing our site to the leading brand.  Not only is most of our humor original (meaning it’s fresh), but it’s guaranteed.

What is the Buffet o’ Blog Humor Guarantee?  If any Buffet o’ Blog post does not make you laugh, the next post is FREE!  To get free post, send unused portion of post back to Buffet o’ Blog with letter explaining why it was not funny.  Expect six to eight weeks for response.  If complaint was deemed valid, you will receive a voucher for a free post which must be used within thirty (30) days.  Guarantee does not apply to posts deemed as an “announcement” or anything written by Aquaman.  Actually, if you laugh during one of those posts, then you owe twice the usual cost of a post.  Offer not valid if you are a feminist or other professionally humorless person.

So remember this guarantee when you’re looking at those generic-brand humor sites that don’t offer a guarantee.  We actually care about your humor-deficiency and want to help.  And when you read a post and then think of something funny, feel free to put it in the comments.  Working together, we can make the world a happier and healthier place.  And that’s a good thing…