There's a new idea in the pipeline that is gonna be BIG! Not only will it revolutionize this site, but it will impact the whole country, if not the world. It will shake our political world to the core, upheaving the antiquated system; it will cause you to get more excited about work; it will get you free food; and more!

Now, I can tell some of you don't believe me. I can feel the skepticism growing in the room. (Um, wait a minute… I'm the only one in the room. So that can't be right… I know, I can sense it across the Internet. There's some weird vibe emanating from my cable modem in the corner. Yeah, that's it.)

Anyway, I know some of you won't believe me. Perhaps you think a site so random as Buffet o' Blog couldn't possibly have such a revolutionary idea. Well, it's definitely random, so it fits in well here. And plus we thought of it, so here it goes. As the funds start pouring in, we may dedicate a whole new website to this project.

But in the meantime, I can't tell you what it is. See, this idea needs to get all hyped up. So we're taking a page out of Apple's playbook by telling you there's an exciting, fun, new project about to be announced, but we aren't going to tell you what it is yet. So let the anticipation build!

Like I said, I know some of you are doubting my words… my trusty cable modem tells me so, with its flashing orange lights. But consider this — what if I'm right? It would be worth your time to come back to this site on a regular basis. If you read this and then miss out, great will be your loss. We're trying to change your life with this incredibly exciting new project, and you can make time for that. If you can't, then you need to make time to get a life.

At this time, a release date has not yet been set, but official discussions were taking place in the camp this very afternoon. Just stay tuned… you will hear it here first!