men should eat more chocolate

In the news, from Dutch researchers this past Monday :

Men who consumed the most cocoa had a 50 percent lower risk of dying from disease compared to those who did not eat cocoa.

So I should eat more chocolate… I don’t have a problem with that!

Here’s an official news article.

4 thoughts on “men should eat more chocolate

  1. Fab's avatar

    Fab

    Referencing an earlier post concerning the food pyramid, why isn’t chocolate on the FDA’s version. Their food pyramid is useless indeed! If I wasn’t filing a lawsuit before (see my earlier comments), I am now. Our gov’t. has the audacity to withhold this valuable info from us. I’d like to smear chocolate syrup in those FDA dudes’ faces. That’ll show ’em what’s good for ’em!

  2. Beppo's avatar

    Beppo

    I noticed one of the headlines of that news article says chocolate “seems to lower older men’s risk of death”.

    Uhh… I imagine the risk of death is still near 100% regardless of what you do… πŸ™‚

  3. Important Doctor's avatar

    Important Doctor

    i’m uncovered some very important near-factual information…

    what the report says is that if you eat chocolate you have a “50 percent lower risk of dying from disease ”

    what they dont tell you is that if you DO eat chocolate you have a 75% more of gaining immense weight, getting stuck in your chair and thus be unable to open a window, causing the individual to die of severe complications resulting from extreme methane inhalation.

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