Could time travel remove itself?

Do all time travelers drive a DeLorean? Seems unlikely, although it was cool.

I doubt that time travel could ever really happen. But some scientists like to ponder it, and I agree it can be interesting to think about. There are many paradoxes that it creates. A new hypothesis is that if time travel ever gets invented, that it would create its own destruction by introducing instability into certain realities which would eventually lead to the most stable possible timeline — that is, one without time travel at all.

It’s true that time travel would definitely create instabilities. People would go through history and wreck it, whether for their personal gain or just for fun or to be malicious or even without trying to. Facts and historical events would get altered, which would change the future. But with multiple people changing the past, they could create a future that cannot exist due to being incompatible with itself. The universe automatically makes things be in balance. We’ve defined this as the laws of thermodynamics. Objects will return to their most stable state, to keep equilibrium. So by that reasoning, it’s possible that even if time travel were to exist, it might lead to a future where it cannot exist. That leads to a paradox which might make your brain hurt if you try to understand it. 🙂 If it removed itself, would we forget about it and keep reinventing it? Wouldn’t that cause some distortions in the time-space continuum? What if someone somehow created a future that required time travel to exist? Would our universe just go poof?

BTW, the article linked above is called “Where Are All the Tourists From 3025?”, which seems like a good title for a book…

Bonus: Time travel becoming confusing reminds me of several episodes of Milo Murphy’s Law, which is an awesome show if you don’t know. Don’t think it’s just a kid’s show because it’s animated. It’s clean and family-friendly, but hilarious and full of parody references and inside jokes. And the lead character is voiced by Weird Al Yankovic, who does a great job with it. Part of an ongoing side story in the show involves two time travelers, who see a lot of clocks in the timestream. One of them says the clocks was probably someone’s idea of a joke. I don’t want to spoil it, because it’s fun to see how it all plays out, but if you just want to know without watching, click here and look for “Floating Clocks” (which is a common trope for showing that time travel is happening, and here they explain it… kind of). Or, if you want to see just that clip: Clocks in the timestream. (It’s a weird clip to start with though, because most episodes are more realistic and don’t involve alien pistachios.) There’s another time travel paradox in this episode involving a letter someone put in the past for their future self. (Think about that one.) There’s also a peach paradox in the show, and there’s a video clip of it on that page.

Anyway, that’s a lot of rambling about time travel, but you also got a show recommendation. I think it’s laugh-out-loud funny, and my kids like it, too. (It was created by the same guys who created Phineas and Ferb, which is another great show I recommend.)

Einstein, ACME, and science

A while back I read an article about the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), and it had a few statistics that seem somewhat embellished to me.  Now, I’m no scientist, but I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.  And because of the anonymity of the Internet, I could be the smartest person in the room (as far you know).  Whether any of that is factual or not is largely irrelevant to this discussion, because we’re going to have fun with it.  Let’s get started, shall we?

Winding the solenoid coil of the CMS [Compact Muon Solenoid] took five years to complete. When it is fully operational, it will generate a magnetic field 100,000 times stronger than the one produced by the Earth.

What could possibly go wrong?  I first think of a super magnet that Wile E. Coyote bought to catch Bugs Bunny.  It was a 10,000,000,000 volt electric magnet, in a do-it-yourself (DIY) kit sold by ACME (of course).

Actually, there’s a structure made with 12,000 tons of iron to bridle the lines of the magnetic field in the LHC so normal stuff won’t get disturbed.  So they say…  Next!

Components are assembled for A Large Ion Collider Experiment, a.k.a. ALICE, an experiment to measure the matter created in the extraordinarily high temperatures — estimated at 100,000 times hotter than the sun — that existed after the Big Bang and that will be created by the particle collider.

The Earth picks up only 0.45 billionth of the sun’s daily energy output, yet that is more than 239 trillion horsepower each day.  I realize there’s more to energy than heat, but I still question their estimate.  And even more so, I wonder what their electrical bill is…  And upon further thought, would a device creating heat that’s 100,000 times hotter than the sun contribute to global warming any?  Something has to happen to the heat — you can’t just flush it down the toilet — there are those pesky laws of thermodynamics…  🙂

Speaking of ACME, they had everything, didn’t they?  Did you know that the Animaniacs helped Einstein figure out the theory of relativity by singing the ACME song to make him feel better about himself?  I never learned that in school…

But wait, there’s more!  While watching the Wile E. Coyote video with the super magnet, I noticed it said “Zajaxi Dynamos” on one of the boxes instead of ACME.  Maybe it was a subsidiary?  I have no idea.  I’ve never noticed that before and never heard of that, so I googled it, and would you believe my search returned ZERO (0) results?  There is something that’s been around for decades for which Google had no answer whatsoever!  I’ve always figured you could find anything on the Internet, but I just proved otherwise.

So now let Buffet o’ Blog be the FIRST WEBSITE EVER to mention “Zajaxi Dynamos”!  How many times can you say your website is the first to ever do something in the history of the Internet?  We should win an award…  🙂

And since there’s no reference to what that phrase stands for, I suppose we can make it up.  Any ideas?