Halloween costume for 2012

the end is near - Homer SimpsonIt may be a little too early to think of my Halloween costume for 2012, but I thought of it anyway.  :)  Since 2012 is supposedly the end of the world, for Halloween I’m going to have my hair all messed up, not shave for a few days previous, and wear a giant sign that says “THE END IS NEAR!”  It’ll be like one of those old-school doomsday prophets.

You could also do this at work on a Monday.

Obviously this picture doesn’t quite do it justice, but it’s close enough…

caption contest, man in pig costume being arrested

It’s time for the next weekly caption contest, and do I have an unusual picture for you!  I may regret doing this, but I’m going to post a photo that has the potential for numerous puns.   (I’m not a huge fan of puns, if it isn’t obvious.  But I know some people are.  You can’t say I never do anything for my peoples.)  So write funny or punny captions for this picture of a guy in a pig costume getting arrested by the police.

man in pig costume being arrested

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new alarm clock technology

There’s a new clock radio called Ambient Mist that can also get news and data feeds like weather that are transmitted over a nation-wide wireless network.  But what’s even cooler is that the device has its own e-mail address, so friends can send you messages that appear on-screen.

clock radio - Ambient Mist

Imagine the fun you could have with sending messages to people’s alarm clock!  Things like:

“Get up, you lazy bum!”
“Are you gonna be late AGAIN?”
“I pity the fool!”
“The weather forecast is chili today and hot tamale.”
“I’ve got gas!”

caption contest, ninjas attacking car

Well, I’m back from vacation now, all refreshed and ready to go, so let’s make this week’s caption contest an extra special one!  How about a picture that has ninjas in it?  And these ninjas are actually visible (which must mean they aren’t top-rate ninjas).  In this photo, three ninjas are attacking a car.  Or the car is attacking the ninjas.  Well, I really don’t know what is going on, but that’s the fun in this.  Who needs context?!?  Figure out what could possibly be happening, and explain it for the rest of us.

ninjas attacking car

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