Tag: humor

caption contest, car in pool

Welcome to another caption contest!  This week’s photo features a van in a swimming pool.  There’s some people standing around, probably trying to figure out what happened.  Since we can’t hear them, you get to put words in their mouth.  Feel free to invent whatever kind of story you want to.  There’s a lot of potential with this one, so have fun with it.

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caption contest, strong man eating weird food

Well, it’s Monday, so it’s time for another caption contest.  This week’s photo features a strong man eating lots of rice (or some similar food) with chopsticks.   This isn’t our easiest caption contest, but there are still quite a few funny sayings, and I’m sure you’ll surprise me with some I’ve never thought of.  Remember that you can make the story be whatever you want.  Just keep it clean.

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caption contest, car attacked by birds

Last week’s caption contest dealt with a serious topic — the oil spill.  Since we can’t have too much seriousness here on this blog, this week’s caption contest will use a photo that leads to easy jokes and easy humor — a car windshield covered in bird poop, and the car’s owner looking quite distraught.  So write a caption explaining what’s going on here or what the woman is thinking or what her friends are thinking, or make up something totally different.  Just keep it clean and funny.

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my favorite animal

I don’t usually post non-original jokes here, but I heard one last night that I thought was really neat (and it even makes some valid points while being funny).

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken”. She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she’d asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal’s office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders”.

Guess where I am now…