caption contest, woman driver stuck
It’s time for a new caption contest! This week we’re featuring a photo submitted by Mango-Man, one of the regular readers here. This one should be fun. It involves a woman driver in a car that’s putting out a lot of smoke. I don’t know what’s going on here, but I’m sure we can come up with something.

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If your bathroom stinks, a common practice is to light a candle. But sometimes a single candle just doesn’t cut through the effervescence of flatulescence. You could try lighting an array of candles, although you might not want to go through that trouble, or you might not have multiple candles available. So here’s what you can do — just burn the whole candle at once. That way, all the freshness gets released at once.