Warning : May contain more than your daily recommended allowance of randomness
You wanna see something random from a large corporation? This is from Google, which has quite a sense of humor for a company. Here’s one I found recently.
Go to the main Google search page, then type “find Chuck Norris” (with or without the quotes), then click “I’m Feeling Lucky”.
Try it…
Be sure to continue reading through the suggestions.
I got a spam e-mail that appeared to be from me — not my alias, but my e-mail address. The subject line said, “Your secrets revealed to all”. Is that supposed to fool me into thinking I should open it? I know for certain that I didn’t send that e-mail to myself. So what is their purpose? How is that supposed to work?
World hunger is a big problem. So I’m going to do something about it, starting today. I thought about all the different organizations that want my money, so they can end world hunger. And they’re mostly good, I suspect. But I thought of that Michael Jackson song, from back when he was cool in the ’80s, called “Man in the Mirror”. And then I realized that I should start with myself. You shouldn’t try to change the world without changing yourself!
So today I’m going to Larry’s Pizza, with some friends. If you read this before lunch and want to join us, go ahead. If you show up and can’t figure out who we are, then I reckon you just didn’t want to eat with us bad enough. We’ll be the coolest ones there. It’ll be that obvious, if you have discernment for such things.
Of course, there are a lot of eating options that would end my world hunger, but I might as well do it right. There’s no pizza like their chicken-bacon-ranch. Mmm… And to have it (plus many others) in the all-you-can-eat format makes it extra awesome.
It’s time for a new caption contest! This week, we’re going to feature a gross picture. Be forewarned that some people might find this disturbing or even inappropriate. It’s a picture of a toilet, with an abundance of poop and toilet paper in it. And when I say abundance, I mean overflowing. If you can’t stomach the grossness, then don’t scroll down to see the picture.
Before we get to that, I want to feature a short editorial rant on today’s subject matter (which also conveniently places the picture further down, to help certain people). I realize that some people get offended at the mere mention of poop / feces, so the sight of it may be too much to handle. But let’s look at it this way: you most likely see poop every single day. So don’t act like your farts don’t stink, pretending that you’re too socially advanced and high-minded for such things. Everyone poops. It’s part of nature.
Now let’s address the issue of why there would be a picture of a toilet with poop in it, since everyone sees it every day anyway. I don’t necessarily enjoy looking at poop, and you probably don’t either. Well, this is what you call a caricature — a picture that exaggerates or distorts something, either for emphasis or entertainment. So basically, this photo is humorous (to some) because it goes way beyond what is normal. I realize that some people still might get offended despite my reasoning, so if that’s you, either go to another page, or press “Page Down” twice quickly, to avoid it. You have been forewarned.
Finally, let’s get to the picture. I realize there’s no people in it, so your caption (or craption, which might be more appropriate this time) can be for whoever finds this or whoever has to clean it up or just as general commentary / narrative. Or if you can make a joke out of it, go ahead. Just don’t use cuss words — this is still a family-friendly site, despite the grossness of this picture.
You can click on the pic for a larger version, if you dare.
(To see the other caption contests, click on the “Say What?” category in the sidebar.)
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