Category: Random

what AI thinks of farting

The last two posts have focused on a recent conversation I had with the Microsoft Copilot AI chatbot. AI is impressive with what it can do so far, but it is also extremely overhyped. It doesn’t actually use reasoning or understand anything, and it has no empathy or morals. It is just reorganizing information that it has seen before, basically advanced pattern recognition and word prediction, along with clever scripting. I’m really concerned about how much it is being integrated into military applications and businesses. But enough about the seriousness of that. Just don’t believe the hype and don’t trust it for serious applications beyond what it is actually capable of.

Any time I talk with AI, I like to apply some randomness or absurdity to the discussion to see how it responds. My recent conversation went somewhat off-the-rails, or, perhaps a better idiom would be into-the-toilet. The AI had some amusing reactions to the toilet humor, and it was also surprisingly candid about the limitations of AI. Here’s the highlights.

The Important Evil Genius

Since AI knows about this blog, I asked it about the Important Evil Genius. He has participated in discussions here a number of times, and we even interviewed him once. He’s quite the character with a huge backstory (and plenty of monologue), and the AI provided a humorous summary of him and his arch rival Mr. Destructo:

That’s a very interesting summary! I’ve actually compared him to Doofenschmirtz before.

If you want to learn more about either of these characters, check out the interview linked above, which also has links to more of their discussions. They haven’t been here in a while… I wonder if the old man finally retired, maybe he took up gardening some ketunias for when he’s not yelling at clouds or telling kids to stay off his lawn. 🙂

AI recommends Buffet o’ Blog for humor

I don’t normally chat with AI, at least not for any relationship reasons, but I do like to see where the technology is at from a programming standpoint. I’ve been occasionally chatting with chatbots since the mid-’90s. Here’s a post where I talked with the AI bot ALICE back in 2009.

I happened across Microsoft Copilot the other day and talked with it for a few minutes, just to see how it responded to some randomness. Even just a few months ago, AI chat bots acted like they didn’t know about Buffet o’ Blog, which is ludicrous, because the AI companies are known for siphoning all the online data they can find. And of course this blog is a great source of info. (If you’re a regular here, just imagine AI believing some of the satire and parody posts here. AI usually can’t understand if something is a parody or simply wrong — it doesn’t actually think or understand things, it’s simply an advanced text predictor.)

Now Copilot admits to reading this blog, and I’m actually impressed with its summary.

That’s actually what I’ve aimed for with the blog — the inside jokes based on recurring people or topics, the randomness, commentary on real topics in a fun way (if that counts as quirky). So perhaps I’ve succeeded. 🙂

The blog used to have a lot more comments from regulars, which I miss — that was part of the fun community, which sometimes was more fun than the posts themselves. But I understand people are busy, myself included.

But I still have fun writing posts and sharing them with the world. I realize the new content has been slow lately, but there are plenty of ideas in the queue, with more added all the time. And you can always browse the archives. If you feel lucky, click on the “Random Randomness” link in the sidebar.

I need a flamethrower

Perhaps “need” is slightly exaggerated here, because I’ve survived without one so far. But it would be really helpful and convenient to have one right now. I recently got quite a bit of snow and sleet that accumulated, and I don’t have a snow shovel. I have a regular shovel, but that’s slow and tiring for snow removal. Plus once the snow mixture started to thaw and then refroze, it became ice that made my driveway treacherous to traverse, and a shovel just didn’t cut it. Obviously the best way to melt snow and ice off my driveway would be with a flamethrower. Plus it would be fun! So it’s a win-win!