I think if I had to ever get chased by a monster I’d want it to be a giant monster made entirely of cheesecake.  That wouldn’t be so bad… I’d grab a spoon & be like “here monster monster monster”

                                                                     ~Thomas Wayne

Sometimes I wonder if I'm not supposed to be this cool…  I mean, we should be who we are, right?  But what about when you're just so cool that all your friends get insecure and jealous of you, then eventually quit being your friends?  Is it possible to be too cool?

I wonder about these sorts of things as I sit here by myself…  Perhaps I should try to be more normal so my friends won't get all jealous and quit hanging out with me.

Does anybody have any advice?

~ Thomas Wayne

A while back Thomas Wayned decided he wanted to be a Dentist.  He has since decided to quit because no one is nice to him.  Sadly, people don't seem to realize that he has fillings too.

When throwing rocks at seabirds, leave no tern unstoned.