This week’s caption contest features a man playing a guitar in what looks like a junkyard. But who knows, it could be his yard, or props for some crazy movie. He’s also wearing really weird outfit — is it a costume for something, or is that how he normally dresses? You get to decide. If you can figure anything out that’s funny, leave a comment for our enlightenment. ‘Cause I just don’t get it…
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Buffet o' Blog 
Beppo
“Nobody knows… the trouble I’ve seen…”
Thomas Wayne
Those were times that Mango-Man would like to forget… (but we won’t let him!) 🙂
Thomas Wayne
They say you should follow your dreams, but uhh…
Famous Rock Historian
Little known fact: Elton John actually started out playing the resonator guitar opening for Oscar the Grouch on the “I Love Trash” tour.
Holiday Inn Express
When the machines began the Uprising, they created horrifyingly musical flesh puppets to serve as ambassadors.
Self-Proclaimed Genius
This appears to be one of the side effects after attending the Rosco P Coltrane School of driving.
Important Doctor
this is the face you make, when you sit too close to spinning bike wheels, and your back-hair gets stuck in the chain.
Holiday Inn Express
This is why it’s illegal to own a guitar while near a bicycle.
Mr. Destructo
This picture could use an explosion or two…
Mr. Destructo
This is the son of the Important Evil Genius… they say the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree… 🙂
Thomas Wayne
I can’t figure out the purpose of the bicycle wheels connected with chains. Does that add to the show?
Thomas Wayne
Around here, we put the FUN in dysFUNctional.
Crappo the Clown
I looked at this picture for a while, and I just kinda sat there, like a dog contemplating a Monet, not knowing whether to bite something or whiz on the carpet.
RamblinStew
The microphone cord is actually running into an empty cardboard box with “Ampleefyer” written on the side.
Beppo
They say all aspiring performers should have some unique niche to fill…
Thomas Wayne
But I’m not sure there’s a market for that.
(Although, if there was a video of it, Mango-Man might say it should be on the blog… after that Badger Badger mess…)
Beppo
He didn’t even bother putting a cup or hat out for tips…
Crappo the Clown
This gives me gas…
Thomas Wayne
If we could hear what he’s saying and playing, would it make it better?
Thomas Wayne
Guy singing: “Where are all the women? I thought women liked musicians!”
Thomas Wayne
They say every picture tells a story… You don’t want to know this story.