One Day a farmer gave Thomas Wayne a little pot-belly pet pig in return for helping out with odd-jobs on the farm.  After a while the farmer noticed that Thomas Wayne called it "Stinky" when he played with it out in the yard, but he called it "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty. "Tell me," asked the farmer, "Why do you have two names for your pig?" "That's easy," Thomas Wayne replied.  "Ballpoint is just his pen name."